Elf-san wa Yaserarenai.

Naoe works as a massage therapist and one evening receives a client who clearly is not an ordinary human: pointed ears, green eyes, and every sign of an elf from another world. Her name is Elfuda, and she has fallen so completely in love with fries and Japanese junk food that she can no longer return home at her current weight.

Naoe agrees to help her lose it, only to discover Elfuda is far from the only fantasy creature struggling with modern food and habits. Elves, supernatural visitors, and exercise plans that rarely survive temptation turn his practice into an unusual wellness program for clients who need discipline far more than they need magic.